Entire lakefront lodge hosted by Tito Applebee III 🍎
The neighborhood is Applebee's
Closest Applebee's: 11 minutes by jet ski, 14 by Harley. We've timed it.
Maximum patriotism guaranteed
4 (four) full-size flags. 1 (one) flag pole that lights up. Bald eagle on retainer.
Three jet skis included
One named Liberty. One named Freedom. One named Cheryl (we don't talk about Cheryl).
The Harley Bay™
Fits 6 bikes. Comes with one (1) ceremonial leather vest you must wear at check-in.
Welcome to the Applebee's Lodge of Lake Tahoe — a 6,400 sq ft monument to riblets, freedom, and the unshakable belief that a Bahama Mama is, in fact, a personality.
This isn't just a lake house. This is where legends are made, group chats are formed, and at least one person each weekend says "we should do this every year" while half-crying on the dock.
The 2025 Fourth of July weekend — the one where Grace Bonafede was wearing the Veuve Clicquot hat and delivered The Quote — became the stuff of group-chat legend, and we've designed the entire 2026 experience around recreating that exact night, except this time everyone gets along about dinner plans.
Whatever, go to Applebee's, I don't even care.— Grace Bonafede, Tahoe, July 4th, 2025 (the moment that started a movement)
Yes — we DO have a shrine. Yes — there IS a plaque. Yes — every meal here begins with a toast to that exact sentence, and every Uber ride to a chain restaurant ends with it.
Sleeps 14. Sleeps 14 well. Sleeps 14 like they earned it.
